Thursday, 23 May 2019

Michael Hessletine on the Trouble With Plebs

The ghastly plebs must never be allowed
to represent themselves.  Democracy
must not get in the way.  I’ve disavowed
it and implied that epistocracy
is all we need, for Britain to succeed.
The dreadful proles must never have their way,
although they have their uses, and indeed
I put in place a scheme, which in its day
did them some good, but am I ever thanked?
These wretches simply fail to understand
how much they owe me.  So, instead I’ve banked
huge subsidies, and now I must demand
that I be kept as I’m accustomed to,
tucked in the feather bed of the EU.

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