Thursday, 19 September 2019

Whadda Guy!

I’m a Liberal and a democrat,
I dream of Empire huge and vast
I loathe democracy, love diktat,
For expansionist claims your vote must be cast.
Though votes have no meaning at the last,
Your say makes no difference, remember that,
Don’t be surprised by the icy blast.
I’m a Liberal and a democrat,
Though sometimes I wear my dictator’s hat,
It’s only because my ideas don’t get past
My constituents, who are both stupid and fat.
I dream of Empire huge and vast
Abolishing history, nations and fast,
Controlling armies, and bombing towns flat.
And yet I’m a pacifist, I am not nast -y.
I loathe democracy, love diktat,
Though I usually keep that cat 
In the bag, I’m simply an enthusiast
For imposing.  A nation is nothing, a cheap sort of tat,
For expansionist claims, your vote must be cast.
I’m a modernist and an iconoclast,
I will change the world, I’ll destroy any rat
Who stands in my way,  my ambition will heed not the avast:
For I am Guy Verhofstadt,
I’m a liberal. 



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