Sunday, 3 April 2022

Jimmy Savile Isn’t Dead

Jimmy Savile isn’t dead,

We saw him by the A614

Twixt Shiptonthorpe and Holme on Spalding Moor,

He was standing by his car,

Smoking a cigar,

And my husband said, “look, there’s Jimmy Saville,

That’s the way to travel,

Drive a few miles, stop for a smoke,

Hope someone notices you’re that weird bloke,

Off the box,

In lime green shell suit and sports socks”

Just as if it were 1989,

And all fine,

And we only know as much as we knew before.

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