Every time I read the latest lefty rubbish in the news,
I wonder if I’m being brainwashed, by agents of the state,
Not because I change my mind and start to confuse
Principles of right and wrong, or start to conflate
Truth with Marxist fiction and mindless gobbledygook,
But because when I’m reading
I cannot refrain
From imagining succeeding,
In putting a bullet through the head
Of whoever is writing the rubbish, or saying what’s being said.
And naturally I begin to wonder if some spook,
Isn’t manipulating me remotely, controlling my brain.