Did you not see my lady?
I've been stalking her on Facebook,
surely you've seen her picture
you really ought to have a look,
I've fancied her for her an age,
she's in my class at school,
she makes my hormones rage,
she thinks I'm a spotty fool.
Though I would never look at her,
and though she would never look at me,
I've found a way of observing her,
that's exciting, but not guilt free.
There's a virus on her Android,
which means that she really can't avoid,
letting me see her close up,
when she is of clothes, devoid.
Oh surely you've seen my lady,
upon her bedroom chair?
Rivaling all the porn stars,
with her absence of pubic hair.