A study in the journal Nature shows,
The public are still being fed BS.
A study by a scientist who knows,
Will demonstrate they would not care for less,
They're used to propaganda now, you see,
They're happy inside Plato's cave, secure,
And bullshit tastes delicious and it's free,
So let them take their fill, then give them more.
A study in the Lancet makes things clear
A new computer model has predicted
The public will demand more every year,
And also ask that they should be restricted,
And that those who still question things be shot,
Philosophers think everything's a plot.