Sunday 29 August 2021

Western Failure

 

I have had insomnia for a while and seem to fall asleep in a peculiar way at almost getting up time.  I start to dream before I realise I’m falling asleep and keep startling awake with the peculiar visions. This vision of a young middle class reporter I describe below was one of these dreams.  


When falling into the abyss 

Into morning's fretful sleep,

Adrenaline while coursing through

Brings pictures, fractions of a dream,

Which panic, startle, stir,

They're short and sudden but yet deep:

I see before me some young miss,

Behind her is some war torn view.


Well educated, middle class,

She speaks to camera, some stream

Of sorry hope, ambition dashed,

She braves it out and does not weep,

She feels she's failed the sisterhood.


She's speaking from some neighbourhood

Where women are not free, like her,

But hidden, bullied and oppressed.


Her style is elegant, she's thin,

Her hair is gold, likewise her skin,

She's taken care as she has dressed.


She seems to represent the best

Of all the values of the west,

And yet, though genuine her sorrow,

Is not really what it seems,

She's facing up to real extremes,

And knows the fight that starts tomorrow,

Makes her own pet cause seem shallow.


That's the bit that's hard to swallow,

Knowing 'Western patriarchy'

With its bombs and guns was needed

To impose her girlish vision,

Of a world without division

Where bright hens would rule the roost,

A bossy, pecking matriarchy.

If only 'our boys' had succeeded,

Good old Yanks and loyal British

Not the stone age, vile and brutish,

Not that she could quite admit,

That she was such a hypocrite,

Oh, the fuck she would not give!

While cheering modern Western man,

And sneering at the Taliban


For foreign culture she'd protect

In theory, anyway, object

To thickos, such as me,

Who drew attention to the flaws

Of letting sects among us live,

By different values, different laws.

For foreign brutes are welcome here,

It's us who ought to disappear,

It's only in their native land

Where we should have the upper hand. 




Study Shows Public Fed New Bullshit Every Day



A study in the journal Nature shows,

The public are still being fed BS.

A study by a scientist who knows,

Will demonstrate they would not care for less,

They're used to propaganda now, you see,

They're happy inside Plato's cave, secure,

And bullshit tastes delicious and it's free,

So let them take their fill, then give them more.

A study in the Lancet makes things clear

A new computer model has predicted

The public will demand more every year,

And also ask that they should be restricted,

And that those who still question things be shot,

Philosophers think everything's a plot.

Thursday 19 August 2021

Fast Food Joint, Pompeii

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9879451/Pompeii-Remains-snack-bar-served-duck-snails-paella-2-000-years-ago-opens-tourists.html


Duck, Snails and Paella,

Roll up, roll up, Roman fella,

I have a hunch

You’ll need your lunch.


Snails, Paella and Duck,

Will bring you great good luck,

Duck, Paella and Snails

As the lava flow trails,

Glides, slides down Vesuvius’ sides,

You’ll hear the screams and wails

As you yell a

Farewell, away you will flee 

Hot footing it, literally, down to the sea,

And you’ll give a kind thought to the seller,

Of Duck and Snails and Paella,

Who provided the fuel to the coast,

Where you think you’ll avoid being roast,

Where you’ll hide from the tide

In a sea cave or grotto

Where yet you’ll be boiled alive, like a squid

And not feel that I did you much of a quid

And won’t live to do me a pro quo,

But in that last moment at least you will know 

Your last meal was duck, snail Paella, 

And not boring old slug, goose Risotto.  

Tuesday 10 August 2021

Where a Vaccine Is Not A Sterilising Force It Becomes A Selective Force.

The Day it Dawned On Bill Gates That Vaccines Were A Selective Force

My goose will lay its eggs of gold

And all the world shall I command

Though I am rich and getting old

In business I still have a hand.

And I have all the future planned

A vaccine’s a selective force, I’m told,

Germs mutate, you understand:

My goose will lay its eggs of gold

The yearly shots will then be sold

As updates to the software, bland

‘Cures’ for something like the ‘common cold’,

And all the world shall I command.

The death I cause in every land

Is naught. I’ll face it down. Behold

Your god, behold my power, do whatever I demand,

Though I am rich and getting old

My tendencies increase tenfold

Psychopathy like wealth. I might be damned 

But what is that? Half the world I’ve bankrolled,

In business I still have a hand,

And all the world still buys my brand,

I’ll shape mankind, from my new mould

Rearrange their dna, and 

Won’t let men consent withhold.

My goose will lay!


We will not rest until 100% of the goal posts have been shifted


I will not stop until I’ve finished here,

And since my work, by nature, cannot end

I will not ever stop, so have no fear,

I am your man, on me you can depend

I’ll push this thing as far as it can go.

The headline writers will not headlines lack,

I’ll keep them fed and keep them in the know,

As far as possible, and then change tack,

And set a fresh, new course for us to follow.

Which I will claim will be the best of all.

I’ll make the whole change easier to swallow

By claiming I’m responding to the call

Of practical concerns. I never drift,

My life’s work's getting goal posts to shift.