Written 2013
Did you not see my lady?
I've been stalking her on Facebook,
surely you've seen her picture
you really ought to have a look,
I've fancied her for an age,
she's in my class at school,
she makes my hormones rage,
she thinks I'm a spotty fool.
Though I would never look at her,
and though she would never look at me,
I've found a way of observing her,
that's exciting, but not guilt free.
There’s some spyware on her iPhone,
Which means she is never quite alone,
Allows me to see her close up
And wow, is she well grown!
Oh surely you've seen my lady,
upon her bedroom chair?
Rivalling all the porn stars,
with her absence of pubic hair.
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