Keith and Candice-Marie have won
Only what’s safe is really fun
Obsessed and bossy and bright green
They’ve killed jollity dead. They’re mean!
Small minded killjoys they've undone
Our means of little pleasure, spun
Such tales of doom and gloom, no sun
Can enter where they’ve been:
Keith and Candice-Marie.
They meant well, they were only young;
Liberty had them on the run:
Keith was determined, really keen
And he found freedom quite obscene
So killed it too. It’s true, they’ve won:
Keith and Candice-Marie