A Significant Protest

I have gaffer taped my nipples

Put a gas mask on my face

I'm going on a protest,

This idea is a disgrace.

In fact it is so dreadful

I shall only wear lace knickers,

And shall really wave my knockers,

As I cause some major ripples 

Speaking loudly of how vile it is:

I'll really make my case.

And the whole world will remember

This dreary day in late December

When I gaffer taped my nipples,

Put a gas mask on my face.

For I heard some statisticians

Say attention almost triples

When statements emphasised by bosoms

Are heard and seen about a place.

Although the cold so nearly cripples

What with joggling and jiggles

To the tunes of folk musicians,
(Penny whistles, flutes with fipples)

I shall make my point and giggles

Will not be heard, nor smirking seen:

For a girl who shouts and wiggles

About issues, not small niggles,

Is a force of nature, serious and green.