I have cast our family vote,
But I’m not misogynistic,
We won! I don’t mean to gloat,
Not to be too simplistic,
We need money, politicians must be altruistic,
My wives and I are in the same boat,
We need the support of the idealistic,
I have cast our family vote,
We return politicians’ favours, note,
We return them to power, I’m not chauvinistic,
I backed a woman, best for a scapegoat,
But I’m not misogynistic,
This woman’s views are pluralistic,
Free stuff for all client groups, so we dote
On the creature, we’re realistic,
We won! I don’t mean to gloat,
But her party will keep our people afloat,
Always good to be optimistic,
And If she lets us down we can slit her throat,
Not to be too simplistic,
The Greens will understand, they’re truly socialistic,
Violence and leftism always hand in hand, I quote
“We stand for organised terror.” But no need to be pessimistic:
I have cast our family vote.
