I am an Ofsted,'Trojan Horse', Inspector here to question you,
To find out if you know that sometimes one and one might not
make two.
Do you know the queens and queers of England, and their
fights historical?
And know of the offence that’s caused by being categorical?
It’s no good saying that you’re good in subjects mathematical,
For sex is all we care about in theory and as practical.
About bisexual feelings you must be teeming with a lot o’ views,
For no one gives a toss about the square of the hypotenuse!
Are you any good at integrating? Sod the bloody calculus!
And just make sure your pupils know conception’s not
miraculous.
In short in matters gender centred, sexual political,
Your pupils must be most well versed or we’ll be highly
critical.
These days RE is just considered silly, mythic history,
We need the kids to understand that girl love’s great, not
sistery
And use such terms as genderqueer and see them as quite
glamorous.
The Trinity should not be taught, except that it’s
analogous,
To the confusion people feel about their heterosexual
weirdness,
In this age where everybody’s made to celebrate their
queerness.
I’m here to make you understand your pupils know when their
cisgendered,
And that if they don’t, at least they know such terms must
be defended.
Appearing as we know they did in Babylonic Cuneform,
But disappearing in this age of gender neutral uniform.
In short in matters gender centred, sexual, political,
Your pupils must be most well versed, or we’ll be highly
critical.
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