Fasciation Fascination

Fasciation fascination,
An odd obsession
With the doubling and duplication
Of stems and stalks.
This fixation, might lead to frustration
For one's long suffering Alsation
On country walks,
For a visual demonstration
Of the concept of conflation
Is not a thing a dog has any inclination
To comprehend. And the natural limitation
Of the intelligence of the breed,
Though it is greater than that of any Dalmation,
Means it can't understand your lengthy explanation,
As you bend, to pick a weed,
And has no interest in your little talks.