Saturday, 22 July 2023

Colin 2

 


Another Colin, seemingly as nuts,

As him whom I have spoken of before,

Same hospital, but on a different ward,

Whose mouth, once opened, never after shuts

To stem the sales pitch one can’t ignore,

The patter packed away and safely stored

For just such an event as this day seems,

He’s lying down, but in his mind he struts,

Before a willing audience he must not bore,

And to be truthful, none of us is bored,

When listening to his well remembered streams

Of knowledgeable chatter which relates

To printers and to copying machines.

He truly knows his stuff and must appeal

Not just to us, but those who count the beans,

And so statistics creep into the mix,

Which more than mere anecdote reveal

The era which he’s speaking of. He states

Them with such confidence and dates

Thereby his time of ‘usefulness’ when dreams

Were not allowed and truly never sought,

Except where they would help to spur him on

To greater sales figures which themselves 

Were more than just sufficient a reward,

Although, of course the bonus pay was good,

He did not work this way against his will,

One senses that his patter was his fix.

He did not need incentives for he’d gone

Into this market gap in depth and thought

It satisfying simply in itself 

This real need to cater for, fulfil,

And thus he spoke of what he understood.


But what is comprehension of this sort?

A life of dedication to a cause

That has no greater purpose, yet improves

The working days of others who care naught

For plain men such as him, whose long soliloquies,

Delivered with good humour, without pause,

For forty years perhaps, had kindly brought

Them the ability to undertake 

Their daily tasks with ease. Faciloquies

Is not a word, but that is what we heard,

By accident because of some anomalies 

Within the ageing brain, these monologues 

Designed and much rehearsed, to sell such tools

As make life simple for such other fools,

As drudge in offices and make facsimiles.


Now Colin lies in bed, in summer heat,

And blethers on, repeat, repeat, repeat.





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