Wednesday, 24 June 2026

The Messiah Has Moobs


Mr Burnham is human, it seems, after all

His gynaecomastia proves he’s sincere

In his good bloke intentions, so try not to sneer,

An Englishman’s breasts be they ever so small,

Develop from drinking fine Englishman’s beer,

Though sometimes I hear,

That others say,

Men only grow moobs if they drink I.P.A.


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