Sex in the ‘Era’ of Covid 19 (or a word in the ear from Nanny) Villanelle

All abstinence is low risk for infection

From nasty bugs like this Covid 19,

But Nanny knows it’s hard with an erection

And says that wanking’s safe (called masturbation.)

But don’t take pictures, that would be obscene.

All abstinence is low risk for infection

And abstinence therefore gives great protection

And Nanny wants her children to keep clean,

But Nanny knows it’s hard with an erection.

So Nanny says be wise, avoid detection

Just do your shagging where you can’t be seen.

All abstinence is low risk for infection

But Nanny’s really gagging, and rejection

Would be really rather hurtful and mean

But Nanny knows it’s hard with an erection

And Nanny knows you love her and affection

Is prerequisite to sex in quarantine.

All abstinence is low risk for infection

But Nanny knows it’s hard with an erection.