A Curly Headed Choir Boy

 Rondeau Redouble

A Curly headed choir boy, how sweet!

He knifed to death three little girls, oh dear!

And now there’s ‘far right’ brawling in the street,

But never mind, I’ve got a good idea.

I’ll clamp down hard, make natives live in fear

Set ‘Big Brother’ over them, till they’re beat,

Restrict their liberty, in all ways interfere.

A curly headed choir boy, how sweet,

A native Welsh boy, good and kind and neat

Has spurred me on to lecture and to sneer

For what else can I do? I can’t retreat,

He knifed to death three little girls, oh dear!

But white man worst! Get out the riot gear,

For Englishmen we know are prone to Tweet.

Their feelings do not count, they’re not sincere,

And now there’s ‘far right’ brawling in the street,

And Human Rights do not apply, these men don’t meet

The strict criteria which says they’re human, for they jeer

And hold diversity’s not strength, which is deceit,

But never mind, I have a good idea,

I’ll bring in facial recognition and be clear

It can’t tell blacks apart yet, nowhere near,

So carry on enriching us in jungles made of concrete

For I’m your friend forever: Two Tier Keir,

Curly headed choir boy.